BRIAN (after taking the picture): Aaaww, look. You already have a little baby pooch.
Liz: No dear, the baby's smaller than a peanut and isn't big enough to make a pooch yet. That's the way I've looked for the past few years. But thanks, love.
NOTE: For those of you who caught it early enough, yes, I did upload a new, more flattering pic, and I reserve the editorial right to do so anytime in the future. Why? Because no matter how pregnant I get, angle and lighting always make a difference :)
2 comments:
That's OK. Liz. Brian's just jealous that your stomach is flatter than his, even before he puts on what he lovingly refers to as his "winter fur."
The new photo is much clearer, and the horozontal stripes serve to accentuate the already large upper torso. I wonder what it will be like with the addition of "baby-enlarged-mammary glands." No more horozontal stripes on top then!
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